Kadmumgov is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive fairy.

Kadmumgov created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadmumgov, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kadmumgov, it will torture you forever.

Kadmumgov's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kadmumgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadmumgov.

3. Hide if five sheep approach from the west.

4. Kadmumgov loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not eat cherries.