Yartpognutt is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate toad.

Yartpognutt created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Yartpognutt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yartpognutt, it will laugh at you.

Yartpognutt's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yartpognutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartpognutt.