Lamcidrip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous giraffe.

Lamcidrip created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Lamcidrip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lamcidrip, it will turn you into a rock.

Lamcidrip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lamcidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never skip in the presence of sharks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamcidrip.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.