Bellbesshub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective unicorn.

Bellbesshub created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbesshub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bellbesshub, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bellbesshub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bellbesshub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Bellbesshub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not take Bellbesshub's name in vain.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.