Kennutttigflancarlinpitsand is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional bee.

Kennutttigflancarlinpitsand created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kennutttigflancarlinpitsand, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kennutttigflancarlinpitsand, he will curse you with boils.

Kennutttigflancarlinpitsand's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kennutttigflancarlinpitsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the north.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Kennutttigflancarlinpitsand on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kennutttigflancarlinpitsand.