Rawjipflag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced shark.

Rawjipflag created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rawjipflag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rawjipflag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rawjipflag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rawjipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Run away if five swans approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.