Cipcitkad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic donkey.

Cipcitkad created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipcitkad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cipcitkad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cipcitkad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cipcitkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Cipcitkad on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.