Dotfonflis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless salamander.

Dotfonflis created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotfonflis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dotfonflis, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dotfonflis' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dotfonflis' Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Run away if four tortoises approach from the east.

5. Never paint your face white.
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