Fossmisveen Floweetam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, conceited fish.

Fossmisveen Floweetam created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Fossmisveen Floweetam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fossmisveen Floweetam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fossmisveen Floweetam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fossmisveen Floweetam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Put Fossmisveen Floweetam first in all things.

5. Never talk about birds.