Bonkhubmig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast armadillo.

Bonkhubmig created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkhubmig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonkhubmig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bonkhubmig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bonkhubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bonkhubmig.

2. Run away if three sharks approach from the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing rings.