Fubdapnat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring octopus.

Fubdapnat created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdapnat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fubdapnat, he will be very sad.

Fubdapnat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fubdapnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Do not listen to music.