Cencencub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful finch.

Cencencub created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cencencub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cencencub, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cencencub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cencencub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.