Dobgofhim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic chicken.

Dobgofhim created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Dobgofhim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobgofhim, he will be very sad.

Dobgofhim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dobgofhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.
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