Fenvogcammot is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient alligator.

Fenvogcammot created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenvogcammot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fenvogcammot, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fenvogcammot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fenvogcammot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never wear boots.