Jipbabril is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing chicken.

Jipbabril created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipbabril, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jipbabril, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jipbabril's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jipbabril's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine foxes approach from the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not chop down trees.