Zedjingom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet centipede.

Zedjingom created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedjingom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zedjingom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zedjingom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zedjingom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Zedjingom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide if three gulls approach from the north.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.