Ceptitcebjin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful badger.

Ceptitcebjin created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptitcebjin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ceptitcebjin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ceptitcebjin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ceptitcebjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.