Botzodtun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome dolphin.

Botzodtun created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Botzodtun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Botzodtun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Botzodtun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Botzodtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Botzodtun first in all things.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.