Yarpnellmid Sompangtenrak Gubyikarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful whale.

Yarpnellmid Sompangtenrak Gubyikarp created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpnellmid Sompangtenrak Gubyikarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarpnellmid Sompangtenrak Gubyikarp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yarpnellmid Sompangtenrak Gubyikarp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yarpnellmid Sompangtenrak Gubyikarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yarpnellmid Sompangtenrak Gubyikarp on top of all buildings.