Shavsoggub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful wasp.

Shavsoggub created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavsoggub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Shavsoggub, it will ignore you.

Shavsoggub's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Shavsoggub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Shavsoggub on top of important buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.