Habdapbum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak weasel.

Habdapbum created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Habdapbum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habdapbum, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Habdapbum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Habdapbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Habdapbum on top of important buildings.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Habdapbum.