Stiptunmutrawcutdonomin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional fox.

Stiptunmutrawcutdonomin created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiptunmutrawcutdonomin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stiptunmutrawcutdonomin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Stiptunmutrawcutdonomin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Stiptunmutrawcutdonomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing purple tights.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never write about planets.