Fatdodbidhug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage whale.

Fatdodbidhug created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdodbidhug, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatdodbidhug, he will strike you with lightening.

Fatdodbidhug's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fatdodbidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Fatdodbidhug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never leap in holy places.