Wikgodtingar is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart duck.

Wikgodtingar created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikgodtingar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wikgodtingar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikgodtingar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wikgodtingar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Erect three zinc sculptures of Wikgodtingar on top of important buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.