Pinbeglan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable crane.

Pinbeglan created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Pinbeglan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pinbeglan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pinbeglan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pinbeglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.