Cubmaddun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast dugong.

Cubmaddun created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubmaddun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubmaddun, he will turn you into a snail.

Cubmaddun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cubmaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.