Nuttfarrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate wren.

Nuttfarrutt created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfarrutt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nuttfarrutt, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nuttfarrutt's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nuttfarrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near nematodes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nuttfarrutt.

4. You must pray to Nuttfarrutt six times a day.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to rats while wearing fawn dresses.