Zunjadben is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sapient tortoise.

Zunjadben created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zunjadben, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zunjadben, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zunjadben's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zunjadben's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick cats.