Tamweeyebwik is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional gnu.

Tamweeyebwik created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tamweeyebwik, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tamweeyebwik, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tamweeyebwik's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tamweeyebwik's Holy Commandments

1. Tamweeyebwik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Tamweeyebwik first in all things.

5. Do not hurt moths.