Tapdadgil is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, flying mole.

Tapdadgil created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Tapdadgil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tapdadgil, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tapdadgil's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tapdadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.