Sandtipdid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, staggering centipede.

Sandtipdid created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandtipdid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sandtipdid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sandtipdid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sandtipdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never go into violet rooms.