Narthatdod Vilfedmistip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic seal.

Narthatdod Vilfedmistip created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narthatdod Vilfedmistip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narthatdod Vilfedmistip, he will cry a lot.

Narthatdod Vilfedmistip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Narthatdod Vilfedmistip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mention mice.