Wotlabsaw Sablogcem is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering troll.

Wotlabsaw Sablogcem created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotlabsaw Sablogcem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wotlabsaw Sablogcem, he will remove you from existence.

Wotlabsaw Sablogcem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wotlabsaw Sablogcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Hide if six mice approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away from green gulls, for they are unholy.