Megpomtip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able aardvark.

Megpomtip created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Megpomtip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megpomtip, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Megpomtip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Megpomtip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Never mention mice.