Pakfondoss is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous
cat.
Pakfondoss created the universe four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pakfondoss, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pakfondoss, it will turn you into a tree.
Pakfondoss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Pakfondoss' Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.