Pakfondoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous cat.

Pakfondoss created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakfondoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pakfondoss, it will turn you into a tree.

Pakfondoss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pakfondoss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.