Mobdimdav is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient unicorn.

Mobdimdav created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobdimdav, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mobdimdav, she will turn you into a snail.

Mobdimdav's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mobdimdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Mobdimdav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mobdimdav.