Voggenhun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying squirrel.

Voggenhun created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Voggenhun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Voggenhun, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Voggenhun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Voggenhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about nebulae.