Bellstiklam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless dragon.

Bellstiklam created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellstiklam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bellstiklam, it will destroy your home planet.

Bellstiklam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bellstiklam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not take Bellstiklam's name in vain.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.