Negcin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient guinea pig.

Negcin created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Negcin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negcin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Negcin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Negcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.