Jinkonzan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient fly.

Jinkonzan created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Jinkonzan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jinkonzan, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jinkonzan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jinkonzan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.