Hot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm crocodile.

Hot created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hot, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.