Jinsighub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast seal.

Jinsighub created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinsighub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jinsighub, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Jinsighub's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Jinsighub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about moons.

3. You must pray to Jinsighub five times a day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.