Pomkapboss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage butterfly.

Pomkapboss created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomkapboss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomkapboss, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pomkapboss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pomkapboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Hide from yellow capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pomkapboss.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.