Milfliggun Flapxemsug Weghunpag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful aardvark.

Milfliggun Flapxemsug Weghunpag created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Milfliggun Flapxemsug Weghunpag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Milfliggun Flapxemsug Weghunpag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Milfliggun Flapxemsug Weghunpag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Milfliggun Flapxemsug Weghunpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must pray to Milfliggun Flapxemsug Weghunpag five times a day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.