Bomdosscinnutgudnadpark is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing goose.

Bomdosscinnutgudnadpark created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdosscinnutgudnadpark, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bomdosscinnutgudnadpark, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bomdosscinnutgudnadpark's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bomdosscinnutgudnadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.