Gutmitceb is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing fly.

Gutmitceb created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gutmitceb, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gutmitceb, it will not care at all.

Gutmitceb's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gutmitceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about black holes.