Pibfonnill is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless chicken.

Pibfonnill created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfonnill, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pibfonnill, it will torture you forever.

Pibfonnill's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pibfonnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never paint your feet violet.