Niltendimdog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud fish.

Niltendimdog created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niltendimdog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Niltendimdog, it will turn you into a frog.

Niltendimdog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Niltendimdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Do not drink alcohol.