Sitgupomt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful dragonfly.

Sitgupomt created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitgupomt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitgupomt, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sitgupomt's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sitgupomt's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sitgupomt.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.