Kabraggut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty fly.

Kabraggut created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabraggut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kabraggut, she will laugh at you.

Kabraggut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kabraggut's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabraggut.